It never fails when something happens that could possibly be made fun of, you are going to find those comments on Twitter (follow us!). If it’s about the government, you can bet there’s going to be a hashtag game. I have had a great time reading through the #missileexplanations hash tag, and thought I’d share some with you for your own amusement:
“Someone called Barbara Boxer “ma’am.” (@JennyErikson)
“These instructions for wiring up this new launch panel are all in bloody Chinese!” (@petedavo)
“his PA told George W Bush to do a book launch of his memoirs (@yorkshirelass21)
“democrat time-capsule filled with Nancy Pelosi’s 111th congress “achievements” ” (@subnetted)
“Biden: “Oh, I thought that button said LUNCH. Whoops. So… what’s for lunch?” ” (@JTlol)
“I think I just hacked NORAD dude” (@petedavo)
“Top secret govt gullibility test to see if Americans can distinguish between a plane and a rocket launched from sea. (@davidturney)
“It was 3am in whatever country Hillary is in.” (@chuck_dizzle)
“Media campaign for ‘Decision Points’ by George W. Bush” (@johntandlich)
Obama: “How does the National Anthem go again?” Woosh “Oh yeah that’s it!” (@petedavo)
“President Sarah Palin’s foreign policy.” (@johntandlich)
“Pelosi’s broom leaving without her. Darn” (@TalosIV4me)
“@AlanGrayson returning to Planet Weirdo” (djsmuzz)
“Emergency teleprompter deployment to Indonesia.” (@bobbycrumpley)
“File under Obama explanation for growth of govt. You only saw heard & felt it, but it didn’t really happen” (@djsmuzz)
“Jerry Jones tried to get the attention off his 1-7 football team.” #Cowboys (@RealJasonMoonen)
“Mr. President, we now have an iPhone app for the nuke codes, just swipe your finger here . . . NO, NOT THERE” (@aaadams)
“Barack finally works up the courage to tell Michelle that their vacation budget will be cut in 2011.” (@OldBob47)
“deactivation instructions sent via text message got mangled. Damn You Auto Correct !!” (@_pTracker)
“George Soros trying to destroy the Fox News satellite before Glenn Beck reveals the puppet master today.” (@SamValley)
“Cruise Ship, Adrift In The Pacific, Shoots Off One HELL Of A Flare” (@Papatul)
“I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you.” (@Lisalaw113)
“Obama hires skywriting company. Only wants one letter, a giant “I”. (@RennaW)
“More of our jobs being shipped to China” (@BDnUSA)
“Santa Claus was testing out his new HIVEPADS (High-Velocity Parcel Delivery System) for X-mas! Fast and eco-friendly!” (@GDriggers)
“The rent is STILL too damn high.” (@Deyprod)
and MY personal favorites:
“In an attempt to lose money more efficiently, California is now shooting it into space” (@PoliticalMath)
“A weather balloon, reflecting the light of Venus, as seen through swamp gas. Now please stare into the Neuralizer.” (@jimgeraghty)
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